Well I didn’t see it coming, but I think I’m done here.
1. Cut cord
2. Stay up all hours “caring” for him
3. Fed, bathed, diapered
4. Learned to walk
5. Feeds himself
6. Pees and poops in appropriate locations (for the most part)
7. Can write and read his own name and a few other words…
Rides a bike!!!!
He can figure out girls and cars on his own. God knows I haven’t.