Service with a stick

I have found the definitive clue that our economy is in full rebound. I’ve written about this topic before, but today I have two new entries in the  “Why things are getting better” series. Number one. I pulled into a Shell gas station and was immediately pounced on by a teen with a stick. I fought him bravely trying to defend my family and was about to finish him off when he yelled, “I was just going to clean your windows!!” Ok…the part about him attacking me was made up, but it appears that this particular Shell station has hired two attendants to pump gas and clean windshields. To anyone not from New Jersey and under 40 years old this is unheard of. I told the guy he missed a spot on my windshield and went inside to ask what was going on. Apparently this gas station has decided that customer service is going to be their way out of the economic downturn. These guys were getting paid a wage and declining tips. I think Shell is on to something. This is my new favorite gas station.

Second. I ordered some checks from the bank the other day and about 4 hours later I get a call from the bank telling me that I could get the checks free if I changed to another type of account and since I get direct deposit it wouldn’t cost me anything. Also…they could take care of my fees on my savings account if I swapped some money around every month. So to recap, since it will sound more incredible this way.

My gas station has assigned a guy to pump my gas and wash my windows and my personal banker calls me to give me money back every once in a while.

You watch…this is the start of a new prosperity.


  1. skeptical in Moline .......September 10, 2010 at 7:44 AM

    Too good to be true .... The punks at the gas station stole your hubcaps and the bank scheme is stage one of a multilayered ponzi scheme that will put the Florida economy into a tailspin ...
    remember what PT Barnum said ???

  2. “Without promotion something terrible happens... Nothing!”? That quote? : )

  3. Royal Prince of MolineSeptember 10, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    Greetings: I am a Royal Prince in Moline and my late father has invested millions of dollars in US Check Bonds that have not been documented in any way. I need your assistance in swapping funds from your meager and legitimate checking account into my fictitious and soon to be untraceable accounts. If you help me in this endeavor you will be rewarded handsomely and I will give you many goats.
    Peace to you and your foolishness ... I will await your reply with proper account information.

    RP of Moline

  4. You've seen the pictures. I have more goats than I need.