Bad boys, bad boys…

I was watching an episode of COPS the other night and I thought of a good way they could refresh this show a bit. How about they show some of the chases where the people get away? I’m curious if anyone who runs from the cops ever gets away. I think it’s probably best to keep the message in front of our kids that if you run away, you will get caught, but I still want to see the fat cop and the cameraman running after some teen and rounding a corner, going “What? Where did he go? The they can walk around frustrated for a while talking into their radios, “You see him? No I don’t see him…Wanna go get a donut?” Same with “America’s funniest, silly, out of control, car chases” Some of those people have to get away don’t they? Lastly….don’t these people ever watch these shows? They do the same dumb thing the last 5,000 criminals did in the last 5,000 episodes. You cannot hide under a car. Oh…don’t forget to take your shirt off. Lie to the cops, that always makes them feel better about catching you. You are a true criminal if the first thing you do is lie about it. Oh, and COPS? Don’t bother asking them “Why did you run?” They’re criminals…that’s why they ran. This question just makes you look dumb too.

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