Because of Winn-Dixie…I’m writing this

I’m not really sure how far Winn-Dixie stores are spread throughout the country, but every time one of their trucks passes me I crack up. What kind of marketing genius came up with “Winn-Dixie: Getting better all the time”? I can translate it for you if you want.

Winn-Dixie:

-  “We aren’t as bad as we were yesterday!”

-  “We’re really trying”

-  “Not the best…getting better though”

Oh well. I guess I’m just too critical.

1 comment:

  1. "We don't suck as much as we used to!"

    "Our produce is less rotten!!"

    "We probably won't disappoint you!!"

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