You might be camping…

After camping for these past long weeks I have come up with a twist on the saying used by Jeff Foxworthy and it is “You might be camping…”

You can add the obligatory words in front of or behind the next few statements, you’ll get the picture. I’ll get you started with the first one.

- If you have to walk 100 yards to your shower / toilet AND you have to wait in line to do either…you might be camping.

- If you stroll by your neighbors “house” and are jealous of how level it is…

- If you turn off the air conditioner so that you can run the water heater…

- If your neighbors change 3 different times in a week and you refer to the old ones as “Georgia Airstream with the shitty bikes”…

- If WiFi, cable TV and cell phone service seem like miracles…

- If someone screams “WATER!” if you let the water run for more than 3 seconds…

- If DUMP STATION is sooooo not changing the radio channel…

- If you get 9 mpg and are thrilled…

I’ve been mulling these over for days as you can tell by their hilarity…time to get back to civilization.

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