Oh, the long and dreary Winter! Oh, the cold and cruel Winter!

Ok, so it’s cold. People in Florida are really starting to get weird about it now. It’s been about 3 weeks of “Florida cold” weather, at times around 32 degrees or so, and these people are actually starting to get mad. At first they all think it is cute and when they get together for conversation they trade the old “Boy it sure is cold huh?” and then eventually someone says, “Yeah, I’m glad it doesn’t last 3 weeks”, or “Nothing like they are feeling in Chicago”. Now it’s like “What the #$%^& if up with this weather?” You know who is really mad though? The nudists. I wrote an post about Land O Lakes, FL being the “Nudist Capital of the WORLD!” a while back and those people are freaking out. First, there is no way that their wardrobe can withstand this kind of weather. I think they usually just stay inside when it is cold here and figure that it will pass. Second it is causing some of them to re-think their lifestyle choice. I’m pretty sure I saw some of them buying NEW clothes the other day at the mall and I hope they don’t get too attached to them…it could cause a second recession here in Land O Lakes. Pray for us.

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