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You can let me know if you think the sign posts are dumb. Sometimes I just put things here to amuse myself, so it would probably be in vain. Here are a couple from Germany.

This one kills me. I think there is a certain order of expertise you want in any business that comes to your house to work on anything. Here are the choices:

• Johnson and Sons – this conveys a long history of service passed on through the generations. Mr. Johnson even took the time to teach more than one son huh? Nice.

• Carroll Family Furniture – Nice family business. Add the “Est. 1859” and you’ve got yourself a winner

  Or you could pick this guy out of the yellow pages.

You better hope that Romer Bau shows up also and doesn’t just send the Putz.

Here is one that is either chastising you for not being healthy, or maybe it is just talking about the woman in the picture. I guess it’s probably ok to be a wellness schmuck.

This last one is for my mom. This isn’t a vanity plate. The plates in Germany, I think, are coded by region and number. I guess you’re just lucky in this case if you have the correct name.

  

Nice car mom.