Top ten signs you’ve been in Europe too long

10. Your kids ask if we are taking the Metro or a train when we go someplace.

9. You see someone wearing tourist garb and you mumble to yourself, “Tourist”

8. Sam hears sirens and says “Politi!”

7. You forgot to put ice cubes in your drink.

6. You see someone ride by and you think “Cool bike”

5. You panic when you get in the car and realize you don’t have money for parking.

4. You check the World Cup standings instead of the National league central standings.

3. It doesn’t faze you when someone cuts the line on you.

2. Hitting 1000 or greater on the ATM is nothing

and the number 1 sign you’ve been in Europe too long…..

1. The temperature hits 18 and it’s time to hit the beach!

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